we reminisce on our childhood stories of camping, petty theft, and attempted murder. derek pitches a new show theme, davie explains his character arc's lore, and flint introduces us to his new game

This week's closing song is The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by Bloodhound Gang

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Davie shoots down another intro theme pitch, taking too many drugs at once, gay sex and the origins of music, the fall of traditional men's underpants, and Jared of Hoppean.org joins us to gloat about being right

This week's closing song is Newsstand Rock by RX Bandits

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for this spooky halloween episode you get to hear flint tell a (probably fake) story about the time he saw a ghost and hear davie read a scary story out loud that derek wrote just for him woooOOOOooo

do the world a favor and egg people's house that already have christmas decorations up this weekend. return to tradition.

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This week's closing song is She Dominates by Blitzkid

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four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match

shout out to Tower Gang Podcast for letting us borrow their custom game this ep.

follow el pulpo on twitter and listen to his not a podcast

This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim

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Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid.

This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole

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Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job.

This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies

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Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life.

We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship.

This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis

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Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as always.

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This week's closing song is No Lives Matter by Body Count

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