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10/22/2021

are we recording? (w/ el pulpo)

four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match

shout out to Tower Gang Podcast for letting us borrow their custom game this ep.

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This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim


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The F*cking of the Fats

Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid.


This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole


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10/15/2021

Sleeping D*ck Hard Naked

Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job.


This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies


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10/9/2021

where's balldo?

Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life.

We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship.


This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis


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10/1/2021

Minoritycast

Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as always.

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This week's closing song is No Lives Matter by Body Count

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9/28/2021

Most-Libertarianism (w/ Taylor Shiring of hoppean.org)

This week we're joined by Taylor Shiring of Hoppean.org to talk about why it's actually cool to keep using the word "libertarian" and he stands as a shining example of an internet Hoppean who still believes in drinking and pre-marital or gay sex.

We talk about libertarian strategy, the state of the movement, jerking off with just your mind, and how to treat people in the work place.

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This week's closing music is the Forced to Live EP by Taylor's band Settle for Nothing


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9/18/2021

A Flight of TiTs (Taxation is Theft) w/ Dan Behrman

We got Dan TAXATION IS THEFT Behrman on this week. TBH we mainly just bro out and brush over politics as normal. There's a long pause. We talk about running drugs, the legality of paying taxes and we find out once and for all if Dan is a TiTs man or A$$ man. Enjoy that cork pop ASMR.

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This week's closing song is Another Day Another Vendetta by Hatebreed

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9/10/2021

48 white claws an hour

davie makes a huge very important announcement, we talk about the JQ (journalist question), and talk about the merits of expensive underpants.

This week's closing song is Red Lights Stop Signs by Triangle Fight

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9/4/2021

Nice try fed (w/ Jared of Hoppean.org)

Jared, founder of Hoppean.org, joined us to explain different Hoppean takes while getting grilled by Davie. Did he come to bring knowledge or is he just full of hot air? Hot, smelly air.


This week's closing song is Warbringer by TheFatRat & Everen Maxwell


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8/27/2021
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