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6/18/2021

The Prolapse of the Libertarian Party

Davie and Theo recap the Florida LP convention a bit for us and we talk about all of the corruption within the LP that's finally come to a head.


This week's closing song is Before We Go Out Drinking by Pkew pkew pkew


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Mainstream Railroad

This episode got really local with Rick. Just hanging with the boys hating on the atf. We answer mail bag and get sidetracked. Something something more generic description. It's been a really busy week and I'm getting packed to record at lpf convention. Enjoy the ruckus.


This week's closing song is All Hell Breaks Stuff by Limp Mizfit


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6/11/2021

Peg gang (w/ Cotton)

Our good buddy and long time brother of the show Cotton of the failed Slurp Gang podcast joins us this week to give us the Chilly III update and Davie talks about going on Josh Smith's new show. We celebrate gape pride month by being gay (pretending haha) and listen to some hetero-wave hypnotherapy.


This week's closing song is Hyr00l by Monomate


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6/3/2021

Dad Joke Simulator

Its been a while since Derek wanted me to edit. Of course I start editing about the time I was planning on finishing up. Anyways we got our intern 'gamer word' Rick. We constantly sidetrack each other stories. And damn there's a lot of nonsense stories. Just hanging with the boys. If you don't listen to this entire episode you are missing the most compelling and relevant conversation for libertarians today!!!

This week's closing song is Hell to Pay by Terror


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5/28/2021

Rectum spectrum (w/ Sic)

A man we know only as 'Sic' is a recently diagnosed autistic man who enjoys candy and calling our voicemail just about every week. He joins us on the show to talk about suicide pacts with your friends, walking in your cousin plowing a pig, the delicate process of preparing your wife for anal, and how to stop worrying and love the bong


This week's closing song is Born2Die by Blind Equation


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5/23/2021

H8 B8 (w/ Elijah and James Freeman)

For this very special salty episode (thick, thick kosher salt) we invited our brothers James "Cop Respecter" Freeman and Elijah on the episode to talk about growing up with porn, your mom finding your 'personal' socks, growing up Jewish, working outside makes you poor, saying whatever you want to anyone, who's really controlling the music industry, and we finally catch up on some voicemails.

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5/12/2021

ep 87ish pt2 (w/ tettsui)

Alright so Ricky and Tet couldn't be on the same show due to Derek and I not communicating about start times. So bonus for you.


This week's closing song is Pure Hate by Poison Idea


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5/7/2021

ep 87ish pt 1. - punk in public (w/ Ricky)

Long time friend Ricky of the Devil Brothers podcast makes a formal visit to pod to read us an apology and tell tall tales of his time as a gay male escort.


This week's closing song is Brand New by Waste


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4/29/2021
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