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Weekly Libertarian Comedy Podcast

Campfun Firefighters (w/ Gizmo, Sage, and Clay)

featuring Campfire Freedom podcast

We've got the hosts of Campfire Freedom podcast here with us this week and get to know each other and talk about bein' ugly, hanging with the bros on your anniversary, being Ron Paul and not drinking, white boy summer being over, living in Georgia, being in school prison, growing up with tits in your face, and more.


This week's closing song is Go Motherfucker Go by Nashville Pussy


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4/22/2021

Davie gets NUDE on the podcast XXX 25+ ONLY

Our poor friend wasn't able to show up for the poor episode for the 2nd week running, so we roast him for that for half the episode and then catch up on what black people are Googling and then Davie bears all

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This week's closing song is For Those Who Know by Brasstracks and Faggot by Sam Vance-Law


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4/15/2021

Now I'm peeing (w/ PRL Jared and Spacelawdy)

trainwreck show with Jared of Punk Rock Libertarians and @SpaceLawdy (aka FartPimpson), so maybe just go listen to PRL instead this week


This week's closing song is The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic by The Lawrence Arms


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4/9/2021

being friends, who cares

No guest this week, we just catch up and try not to talk about current events. We started this podcast to hang out so why not just do that for once? We talk about being a fuck up, hiring and firing female AI's, share embarrassing things about ourselves, eat jell-o, argue about whether or not its cool to be rational, and get drunk.


This week's closing song is Amber Island by nelward


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4/2/2021

Gun Says Chnk w/ Rooster

Simulation Loaded: Lechaym!

You know, I have no idea what was going on either... but yeah I was late to join the show. Rooster and Derek talk about specific people, their white privilege, and women. This conversation is wild to listen to high. top tier. I would listen to a Derek and Rooster show. They do talk about their ideal man. Oh now fat people look like ghosts. But if you don't want to hear that, I join around the 32:25 mark. And it just goes downhill from there.

Also our resident research-autismo Taxi gives us an update on some recent shooting that I already forgot where it happened lol

This week's closing song is Sabotage by Beastie Boys

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3/29/2021

3/4 Down (w/ Theo)

Theo's alive.

Show links:

  1. The Medieval Vagina some insane book by an insane person, but they're still right.

  2. Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass


This week's closing song is Into the Night by Firkin


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3/19/2021

Hardcore Heterosexuals (w/ Cotton)

We bring on long time friend of the show @Cotton on to talk about rice, super straights, how women don't be doing they laundry, and asianification.


This week's closing song is Destroy Everything by Hatebreed


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3/12/2021

Background Noise Comedy (w/ Trent (+Moose(gay man)))

Davie gay, Derek gay, everybody gay, we all gay. Fuck women, some blacks are cool. Trent puts cats in the oven, Moose ruins the podcast, trolling neocon debates. Yeah pretty much that and Davie had to edit the episode twice. Damn technology.


This week's closing song is If And When We Rise Agains by Streetlight Manifesto


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3/9/2021
Intellectual property is gay, pirate our bonus episodes