Libertarian Friendship Simulator
Weekly Libertarian Comedy Podcast

Dad Joke Simulator

Its been a while since Derek wanted me to edit. Of course I start editing about the time I was planning on finishing up. Anyways we got our intern 'gamer word' Rick. We constantly sidetrack each other stories. And damn there's a lot of nonsense stories. Just hanging with the boys. If you don't listen to this entire episode you are missing the most compelling and relevant conversation for libertarians today!!!

This week's closing song is Hell to Pay by Terror


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5/28/2021

Rectum spectrum (w/ Sic)

A man we know only as 'Sic' is a recently diagnosed autistic man who enjoys candy and calling our voicemail just about every week. He joins us on the show to talk about suicide pacts with your friends, walking in your cousin plowing a pig, the delicate process of preparing your wife for anal, and how to stop worrying and love the bong


This week's closing song is Born2Die by Blind Equation


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5/23/2021

H8 B8 (w/ Elijah and James Freeman)

For this very special salty episode (thick, thick kosher salt) we invited our brothers James "Cop Respecter" Freeman and Elijah on the episode to talk about growing up with porn, your mom finding your 'personal' socks, growing up Jewish, working outside makes you poor, saying whatever you want to anyone, who's really controlling the music industry, and we finally catch up on some voicemails.

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5/12/2021

ep 87ish pt2 (w/ tettsui)

Alright so Ricky and Tet couldn't be on the same show due to Derek and I not communicating about start times. So bonus for you.


This week's closing song is Pure Hate by Poison Idea


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5/7/2021

ep 87ish pt 1. - punk in public (w/ Ricky)

Long time friend Ricky of the Devil Brothers podcast makes a formal visit to pod to read us an apology and tell tall tales of his time as a gay male escort.


This week's closing song is Brand New by Waste


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4/29/2021

Tin Foil Harem - Ep. 1

Taxi, Nully, and Banter

Have you ever wanted to listen to a group of philosophical ret*rds give lukewarm conspiracy theory takes on catboy gene therapy and oriental FBI p*ssy? This episode of Tin Foil Harem we delve into the past to look at how every major mass shooting across America was perpetuated by Asian coochie and clop porn. At one point the ethical dilemma of whether you should sell oregano to 13 year olds for $25 a gram makes its way to us.

Buckle up and welcome to the Harem


This is the pilot episode for the first show generated by the friendship simulator community, by long time friends Taxi, Nully, and Banter: Tin Foil Harem.

Be on the look out for this show on its own dedicated feed on all podcast apps.

4/23/2021

Campfun Firefighters (w/ Gizmo, Sage, and Clay)

featuring Campfire Freedom podcast

We've got the hosts of Campfire Freedom podcast here with us this week and get to know each other and talk about bein' ugly, hanging with the bros on your anniversary, being Ron Paul and not drinking, white boy summer being over, living in Georgia, being in school prison, growing up with tits in your face, and more.


This week's closing song is Go Motherfucker Go by Nashville Pussy


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4/22/2021
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