Libertarian Friendship Simulator
Weekly Libertarian Comedy Podcast

Blaxie Driver (w/ Taxi)

Yes this episode is late. Yes, Derek deleted the episode. Yes the second half or so sounds like dogsh*t. Yes, that's actually Taxi's real voice.

We wrap up black history month by talking to Taxi about being mostly asian, living in the south, and prostate massaging.


This week's closing song is Media Midgets by R.A. The Rugged Man


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2/26/2021

Bathroom booty call (w/ Quincy Johnson)

Davie and Derek catch up a bit on life and talk about black history month videogame promotion pandering, standup comedy mostly sucking, and also heroin being both the coolest way to die and the coolest thing to survive so what's the argument again for not doing it? Then we call everyone's favorite beef-tongue-taco loving butthole binging Hightep of the Highway @Quincy to teach us a thing or two about what even is a Hotep and why we should be white hoteps, why he wears macaroni in his hair, how and why eating a*s is praxis, anarchy and chaos, and Davie says it.


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This week's closing song is Equally Useless by Discharger


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2/20/2021

Valentine's Gay (w/ Moose)

The Discord server's chief antagonist bully Moose joins us this week to talk about women and join Davie in giving dating advice and Derek gets very drunk.


This week's closing song is Fail Hill Zone, Act 1 by Monomate


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2/12/2021

Seasonally Late

So Davie is editing this episode and it took 6 hours of trouble shooting and nonsense to even get the files in working order and the program to stop crashing. But hey... here ya go. I'm sure an autistic topic on next week's episode will be on everything I did wrong in the edit. (Derek is an audio autist) That guy yelled at me for calling the clips "tracks"... huh kinda like us gun autists yelling at others for calling magazines clips. {{EG THEORY}}

Wouldn't you know I fall asleep 3/4 the way editing and the next morning I get up early to help a friend move a few towns away. get home late, a little d8, and going to the bar. Well it was a garbage metallica cover band. Got home at 1am to finish editing. So here you go. I'm glad none of you actually read these. But if you happen to make it this far, you probably need a hobby. Anyways we talk the usual and are starting our February off in celebratory fashion.

This week's closing song is Immigraniada by Gogol Bordello


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2/7/2021

Kick stand couching (w/ Austin)

Late release on this show due to technical issues (I was technically sleepy and didn't wanna edit) but this week we have on a return corporate investor Mitch, who has a remarkably worse mic than we do, to join us in the simulator to slam some whiskeys and show us his hole and overstay his welcome on this intentionally too long hang-out episode.


This week's closing song is You Can't Spell 'Apathetic' Without 'Pathetic' by Crabhammer


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1/31/2021

Cop Bullying 101 (w/ James Freeman)

Simulation loaded: Stuck in a local county jail

We were lucky to discover and perform the sacred rituals to conjure up James Freeman's contact information this week to have him on the show to discuss his adventures in bullying the police, and teach everyone a thing or two about what he's learned and share some experiences in filming and speaking to the police the the appropriate manner. James is one of the best cop bullies around and he makes it his mission to troll the police using the same strategies that they use against us all the time - being rude, bluffing, and having complete disregard for the law.

Be sure to subscribe to James Freeman's YouTube channel and support him further by buying his Thin Blue Line Flag of Tyranny shirts

We've also put together a small YouTube playlist of some of our favorite James Freeman videos here


This week's closing song is Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine


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1/22/2021

2 FAGs, 1 POD

Simulation loaded: Timeline Earth

Note: This episode has been remastered and reuploaded. About 5 additional minutes of content has been added, cross-talk has been eliminated, and the episode is properly ribbed for your pleasure

At long last, we found their lair. We can finally get our malinvested $40 back and put all this friends against government crap behind us for good... right?


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The TLE fellas:

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@GFYAssetManagement

1/13/2021

Psyop The Steal

Broadcasting to you from Nancy Pelosi's office, we cover some of details of the Stop the Steal rally and wonder why the minorities are always late to the party, where a a-women at, Indian vs Mexican labor, the UN determining what is a human right, tip play, and we make plans to calibrate the simulator for New York.

All that and more on this week's Libertarian Friendship Simulator.


This week's closing song is Shining On by Big D and the Kids Table


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1/7/2021
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